Americans, or at least some representational segment of them, go to the polls tomorrow. Meanwhile, back at the Canadians-who-want-to-vote-but-can’t ranch, we have a clear majority: 50% of voters have chosen former President Bill Clinton. The other 50% of the vote is evenly split, with votes for me, you, TinkyWinky and even John Kerry.
The only candidate with NO votes whatsoever is, naturally, GWB. None. Not a one. Nada.
Dare I say it? As many votes as there were WMDs? Nah, that’s just mean.
There is, of course, still time to cast your vote. Remember – your vote (in this poll**) has no impact whatsoever!
*this Bill, not this one
**if you’re actually eligible to vote in the real election, then fer G/d’s sake, get out there and VOTE!!!!