So, Canadian anti-Britney Avril Lavigne has chosen this month’s Maxim as the launch vehicle for her new role as a sex kitten. Along with several flirty pix of Miss Manners in various stages of undress, there’s an interview which features the following:
Lavigne begins by saying that she has been unfairly depicted by journalists as having a short fuse.
“The media have portrayed me as an angry girl who’s pissed off all the time,” she says.
In answer to a question about when the last time was she “had to smack a bitch down,” Lavigne responds this way:
“In a bar a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and got in my face and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don’t go looking for fights, but if someone comes up to me and pushes me, I’m not going to take it.”
Ok, as long as she doesn’t have a short fuse or anything.
I don’t get it. Was the chick in question carrying a box? Why not just slice her with your skiv Avril?
No, no, she kicked her in THE box, as in her rather private area. Between her legs. Y’know, down there.
Stages of undress? I checked out that issue, and she’s wearing a faux corset with the logo “Did you really think I was going to give it up to you?” and flipping off the photographer.
Kinda ironic, in an Alanis Morrisette sort of way.
Oh! I usually refer to it as the old George W.
avril is a scary punk rock pouser she scares the shit out of me omf..g…. she could sing but if you listen to it like to many times it feels like you wanna brake the damn cd and radio tht stinks so ya ewwww imagine hilary turned into avril then i’ll be like i knew all aalong she was jelouse of avril cause she can’t be punk………………………………………………..