1. You’re invited to a friend’s birthday dinner and it begins at 6 p.m.
2. It ends at 9:30.
3. The highlight of the evening is when one of the party calls home to find out who is the new leader of the Conservative Party*.
4. A lively discussion ensues.
5. Later, while watching SNL (and not, I might add, ’til the end), the only thing you can think about the rappers clutching their crotches is “do they have to pee, or are they just trying to hold up their ridiculously baggy pants?”
Sigh.
*Stephen Harper.
Talking ’bout your g-g-g-g-generation?
I know I’m old because I actually brought my own tea bags to the States.
Well I’m sorry, but they don’t know how to do tea there! I’m writing an angry letter to my MP right now. Hmph.
You know you are getting old when you watch top of the pops with your child and find yourself wondering if a particular act is male or female.
Stay with this guys, you’re hpelnig a lot of people.
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