Tip for virulent spammers – get the grammar right and your intended victims may be more likely to fall for your cunning trap:
Dear user of Yahoo.ca gateway e-mail server,
We warn you about some attacks on your e-mail account. Your computer may contain viruses, in order to keep your computer and e-mail account safe, please, follow the instructions.
For further details see the attach.
Maybe we have to speak their language to get them to stop?
To Evil User of Spam:
We are currently experience communication difficultations with your account. Please to be deleting all my email address from your address books.
Please see middle finger for more details.
It is even funnier when they say your user name like that’s what people call you:
“Dear j_david2,
You may have won a trip to Florida, please visit out site for more details…”
Hey, Francois, you aren’t by any chance a Loyola grad ru?
Uh, yeah, I am. Email me.
vinny9@hotmail.com
Well, my work here is done. You two kids play nice, now.
Action requiers knowledge, and now I can act!
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